You are here because you want to know the secrets to getting a super huge cock. Well you came to the right place. I’m going to tell you secrets no one on the fucking planet knows but me! My cock is my life. Without my cock I’m just another schmuck from Long Island. My cock is my meal ticket so you better believe I have spent every day of my life trying to keep my cock the worlds greatest! I have learned so much – and now I’m going to give you my secrets
so you too can get a big dick like me. Incidentally, my dick is bigger today than in was in 1979! Pretty fucking incredible. Just like Viagra came along and allowed impotent guys to get boners again (Hef is the luckiest guy alive by the way!), “Get Bigger” pills came along just in time for me to stay in the porn game as a superstar.
A great way to get extra size is with grapefruit juice – and it costs like no money. I’m not kidding. No, you don’t pour it on your dick – you take penis pills – good ones –with grapefruit juice. None of the pill companies tell you that. Maybe they want their pills to take longer to work so you have to buy more! Who knows – so here is a secret – grapefruit juice helps with absorption. It allows more of the active ingredients in these pills to get into your system. Half the stuff in these pills never makes it to your dick because it's hard to absorb everything. So grapefruit juice increases absorption dramatically – so more of the powerful ingredients in these pills reaches your dick and you get bigger – faster!
I learned this over 20 years ago from this guy we used to call “Dr. Dick”. He was an underground legend. He was always hanging around porn movies when we were filming and was always working on some new way to make my cock harder and bigger and to last longer – guy was a genius!! I thought he was nuts when he told me his grapefruit juice trick – but he was right. So you can take this grapefruit juice trick to the bank!
Simply take one of the Top 10 pills I recommend, take the pills in the morning when your stomach is empty and absorption is better and take them with grapefruit juice and you will see much faster gains! 100% guaranteed. If you don’t like grapefruit juice – hold your nose when you drink it or just toughen up – it will make you bigger much faster and you’ll save money in the process! We can thank Dr. Dick for this one! Good pill + grapefruit juice = BIG DICK = plenty of hot pussy = happy life!! Do it – you will thank me!
This is a concept where you overload your body with two amino acids – L-Arginine and L-Citrulline. You can read about them online in depth, but in a nutshell these two compounds act as a natural Viagra to increase nitric oxide to all your cells – including your dick. But the key – the key - is to just do it ONLY occasionally – like once a month or once every two months – that’s it. Go down to the drug store or health food store and buy a bottle of these two – they are cheap as shit. And if you are taking one of the “get bigger” pills I am recommending in my Top 10, - (you have to take one of the good pills or this doesn’t work).
All you do is this - one weekend like for just two days, take double or triple what the label says of L-Arginine (don’t go above 3,000mg though) and L-Citrulline (don’t go above 1,000mg) and this will give you a pump and burst in your dick and swell it up like you won’t believe. This "cycle" speeds up the performance of the “get bigger” pills dramatically – even the best pill on the planet works better when you do this. And of course take these pills with grapefruit juice.
Now the pill companies don’t promote this and don’t tell you this – even the good, honest companies – because they want you to take their pills for as long as possible so they make more money. But my "cycling" secret speeds up the results BIG TIME!!! So say like with a top pill you can see big results in like three months – using my secrets you speed things up AND get better results! I only “cycle” like once every 60 to 90 days now because I have been doing this for years. If you are new to pills and are trying to get HUGE cycle every 30 or 45 days – you will see a big difference! It WORKS!
Testosterone is what makes a man a man. If you have zero testosterone you become a chick basically. But testosterone is tricky – very, very tricky. Point one – make sure you don’t take fucking steroids! It STUNTS the size of your dick. And it’s dangerous as hell if you don’t know what you are doing. Look at all the young guys who have died because of steroid abuse. Kimbo Slice was the latest – good guy I met him in Vegas once. But you have to avoid testosterone and steroid shots if you want to make your dick bigger.
Now top dick pills work to release “free” testosterone in your body which makes your dick bigger.
But there is a HUGE difference between this type of testosterone manipulation and getting steroid or testosterone shots. Big Difference! Guys ask me all the time about testosterone shots and dick size. It’s like the most popular question I get. Don’t think that getting testosterone shots or steroid injections will make your dick bigger - it won’t – it fucks things up big time. It will make your muscles bigger and all that, no question, but not your dick – so lay off this crap if you want your dick to get bigger.
We are in the golden age of health science and technology. Thirty years ago you had to go to Thailand or know a guy like Dr. Dick or Hef’s guy Dr. Saginor to get the smart drugs for your dick, it was totally underground. And even then these pills only helped a little bit. But the last 10 years have been insane! Look at the size of the dicks guys in porn have now – HUGE! They all have baseball bat sized dicks, and you can get one too. It wasn’t like that 20 years ago. It’s the golden age as I said. It’s all science. Anyone can get a bigger dick with the right pill taking protocol – good pill + grapefruit juice + cycling L-Arginine and L-Citrulline + penis confusion + fucking and ...BINGO – that’s the “secret sauce” to getting a big dick.
I rate the pills for a reason – so you know what really works. And believe me they work! All Top 10 pills work and some might be better for you,
or be more in your budget. But getting a premium dick pill that really works to make your dick bigger, makes all the difference between really getting big and not getting big. It is that simple. Most of the dick pills are dog shit. Basically just powder in a bottle. But my Top 10 rated pills can definitely transform your dick and actually your entire life, because you feel so much more confident and better when your dick is bigger. Believe me – size does matter. I know they can cost a lot of money for some guys – but use my other tricks – grapefruit juice and cycling and this will speed up the results and save you money. But there is no way around it – jelqing is a joke, pumps are a joke, penis surgery is insane... the only thing that works are high potency pills – so get some! You will thank me.
Tons of guys never get a bigger dick because they use the wrong pills. Pills that don’t work. Some of these advertisers are so slick, sound so convincing and offer “free trial bottles” that guys go for them, only to discover they suck! Taking a pill that doesn’t work is something you must avoid. Here is a list of pills being advertised right now that are pure shit! Just a total rip off. Most are operated by guys based in Russia, Cyprus and other countries trying to get your credit card and then they charge you repeatedly – like crazy. They are in other countries so you can’t sue them! Total scams that will steal as much money from you as they can. So don’t get ripped off by these scumbags:
Xanogen – total scam – doesn’t do shit but charge your credit card.
HGH Factor – another “free trial” scam from the Xanogen guys – they just want your credit card to charge you thousands of dollars!!
Erect on Demand System – it’s literally retarded! Just a marketing scam – don’t waste one penny on this crap.
ZioManix – Just another bottle of shit with their slick video and hidden credit card charges. Crap.
EDGE – Black bottle, slick looking scam – just a credit card scam – ALL FREE TRIAL OFFERS ARE CREDIT CARD SCAMS. It’s TRUE.
Apexatropin – Slick sounding crap. Just another scummy product that is a pure scam.
TestoMax200 – A complete scam – one of those long videos with a bullshit sales pitch – don’t be fooled. Crap sandwich.
Anaconda Xl and PreBurn – These are credit card scams! They offer free trials to get your credit card – total fraud will rip you off like crazy!
That is my current shit list! There are other bad products but these companies are working overtime on advertising since this is a popular time of the year for guys buying penis pills – don’t waste your money.
Penis pumps are lame. Not only lame, but tons of guys screw up their dicks using them. Search on the Internet and you will see all kinds of examples. I was very skeptical when I tried penis pumps and only tried them a few times and did it very easy. I knew it wasn’t natural and you could pull a dick muscle if you went crazy and pumped hard. Stay away from them as they can really screw you up and cause damage. Trust me if they worked or provided pleasure I would be the first guy saying do it, do it – I like to make my cock happy – but penis pumps suck.
No I’m not talking about having a stupid penis, haha. I’m talking about you have to mix up your fucking or your wacking off from time to time so your penis doesn’t get used to the same routine. It’s just like being an athlete. What I mean by “Penis Confusion” is doing something different every couple of months. Not all the time, but at least every 60 days. So say you fuck your check every night or twice a week – whatever it is. Say when your done fucking you roll over and grab a beer or order a pizza or whatever you do. You only fuck her once. With Penis Confusion what I’m saying is you have to fuck her again as close to your last nut as you can. So if you bust a nut – try and fuck her again within 30 minutes.
This does wonders for the capillaries and blood vessels in your cock. It’s like an athlete mixing up his training routine. Once cross training started you can look back and see people started to get in way better shape. Its way smarter. P90 is way smarter than the old Charles Atlas stuff guys did years ago. Same thing hold true to you dick. There are modern strategies and products that have changed the game – and penis confusion is one of them!
Now I think both these pills are great. Both work super well – each a little different. But don’t take them too often!! Your body will get dependent on them and you will lose your ability to get a boner eventually. Plus there are some health side effects. I know young guys now are taking Viagra like crazy to get a rock hard boner to do some damage and impress the little ho’s they are fucking – but try not to do it too much. It messes with the capillaries of your cock and “deaden” them so they are unresponsive in the future. I love Viagra and Cialis for what they do for guy but I DON’T TOUCH THEM!! I only use natural shit. So don’t burn out on Viagra – it a real problem so be careful. Use it only for special occasions or not at all.
See I know how to get larger! I told you I had 6 secrets and I have 9! Nine is actually an important number because that is the size I recommend most guys stop at. I am always asked (see my FAQ’s by the way – super informative) what is the ideal size? How big should I get? The answer is 9 inches, anything biggest is really hard for most chicks – not all of course, but your to your average girl 9” inches is a fucking Anaconda.
I take Vitamin E to increase the amount of jizz I shoot. Again its science. This is an old trick actually. Be around for years. John Holms used to snort some blow and pop Vitamin E all fucking day. That’s why his loads were fucking huge, and the blow is why he died. Sad. Anyway, Vitamin E – take double recommend daily does for like a weak then look at how much you produce when you cum – big, big difference!!